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By LARRY VAUGHT

Since I was anticipating that Kentucky would be playing in the Final Four in Indianapolis to end a magnificent basketball season, I knew I didn’t want to have to go far to spend a few days unwinding with my family after the Final Four ended.

That’s why I thought Wilderness at the Smokies in Sevierville, Tenn., would be the perfect driving distance and hopefully the perfect place not only for my two grandchildren, but also their parents as well.

No, Kentucky didn’t win the national championship. However, my time away earlier this week was still perfect and if you  need a spot to slip away with the family for a few days, this is it.  And while I normally stick only to sports, I thought some of you might be interested in a neat vacation getaway spot as well.

Wilderness at the Smokies has luxurious accommodations and a waterpark that everyone in my family thoroughly enjoyed. And the three waterparks at the resort are for resort guests only — and unlike some places, admission to the waterpark is included in the room rate.

We stayed in a two-bedroom premier suite that could have slept at least 12 and had ample room for the eight of us. It included four televisions and refrigerators in each of the bedrooms, a nice touch when the grandchildren went to bed at night. River Lodge has over 400 units, including fireplaces that were a nice touch. Better yet, it’s connected to the indoor waterpark and Lake Wilderness outdoor park was right outside our room.

The Wild WaterDome, a 60,000 square foot indoor waterpark, was where we spent most of our time the two nights and three days we were there. The see-through roof almost made it seem like you were outside the temperature was plenty warm — a major worry my wife had before we arrived.

The two 350-foot tube slides were fun, but the two family raft rides were exhilarating and made us all scream and laugh at the same time. Runaway Canyon takes you through 450 feet of tunnels, turns, 360-degree loops and a drop of almost 60 feet that certainly took us by surprise the first time. The Storm Chaser sends you into the storm with an unexpected drop into the funnel. Both were family-style raft rides — and that made it nice to share the fun together.

The Surf Rider enables you to see if you can surf — and it’s not easy. The wave pool is fun and when the waves crank up, it created a lot of excitement that almost overwhelmed my grandchildren.

My grandkids were happiest in the play area designed for them with shallow water, two kiddie slides, bounce swings and a teeter totter.  It had fountains that shot water a few feet in the air that fascinated my grandson and a bucket that periodically dumped water on anyone within range, including my wife once.  There was another play area for bigger kids that had two slides — my grandson tried both but was a little young — and it featured an enormous tipping bucket of water.

My favorite spot might have been the large indoor/outdoor hot tub. It was relaxing and soothing — and a great place to escape for a few minutes to recharge my batteries to keep up with the grandkids.

The Lake Wilderness outdoor park was not open yet but it has a wave pool, lazy river and large outdoor area to enjoy. Salamander Springs outdoor waterpark was open, but we had so much fun indoors that we never had a reason to venture outside to try the 150-foot body and tube slides and other activities there including the pool with three basketball goals. It also had a play structure for children.

There was plenty to do when you were not at the waterpark, too. My children and their spouses each made pottery and there is an 18-hole, lighted miniature golf course. The resort has an arcade and retail shops — and two restaurants and a snack shop at the indoor waterpark. Thirsty Miner Grill features a terrific breakfast buffet, but we also fixed meals in our room. My son and his wife also liked the home-made fudge available at the resort.

You are within easy driving distance of other attractions/restaurants in Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg, so there’s never a shortage of anything to do. However, we had so much fun that we basically stayed at the resort and left with only one regret — we wished we had planned to stay longer.

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If you are interested in more information, call 1-877-325-9453 or visit http://www.wildernessatthesmokies.com. Wilderness at the Smokies is about seven miles south of I-40 off Exit 407 on TN Route 66. Turn right at traffic light 17.4 off Route 66 to enter the resort.

6 Responses to Wilderness at the Smokies perfect vacation spot

  • jauk11 says:

    I have to agree ther is something nice in Tennessee after all. (Actually a lot of good peole in Tennessee, just the UT fns that bother me). Maybe harder to do with children but I was more impressed with the beautiful clear streams and trout fishing, it has been several years wince I have been there though. Just think, Kentucky was almost all like that, 75% forest, before the white man came along.

    Sorry about the typos, but I can’t go back.

  • Mick says:

    Branching out into new areas of writing, eh Larry? It never hurts to keep all your writing skills sharp. Glad you and the family had some great time toghether. We need you rested and sharp to wrap up Spring Practice.

  • larryvaught says:

    It’s kind of fun to do something different like that and on the blog I have the space to do it. I also figure many of you might need vacation tips just like I do. In fact, I am going to England in about three weeks with a tour, but will have a couple of free days in London. Hoping to solicit some ideas about what to do with my time

  • Jim Barr says:

    Larry: for business, I travel to London twice a year. My passport has over 16 stamps from London. If you’d like to discuss some ideas about London, please contact me. I prefer to stay in the South Kensington area (or Chelsea), and usually like to stay at the Regency London Hotel on Queen’s Gate – near Old Brompton Road (two blocks walk from the South Ken tube station). The hotel rates are ok there and the hotel itself is just ok- but the neighborhood is excellent. Over the years, I’ve been to just about every tourist spot I can think of… and have lectured at both Cambridge and Oxford (well – lectured is a stretch). Let me know if you have any questions. I can also advise you about travelling on the tube (I love it!).

  • Jim Barr says:

    … I forgot to mention… I’ve stayed at the Regency London hotel for so many years, that when I walk in to the lobby (after an all-night flight from the US), the door-man knows me and says “Good Morning, Mr. Barr, may I take your luggage for you?” (Ha – it’s a nice touch that he recognizes me)… Of course, I have taken the time over the years to speak to him in a down-home, Kentucky-kind-of way. He also makes sure I get a free internet connection for my stay… something which I find absurdly HIGH in all of Europe. Typical internet rates are about 10GBP per day (~$18). If you didn’t know it already, prepare for a little sticker-shock in London… you ain’t in Sevierville anymore. :)

  • larryvaught says:

    Wow. Thanks for that advice Jim. I will be in touch. I am on a tour, so I will find out where we are staying and then get with you for suggestions




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